I have the best painter in the world. His name is Brian; a value he brings includes his banjitar skills. He says it keeps out the neighborhood riff raff.
I learned yesterday there is a Will Call Department at Home Depot. You buy your stuff, they unload it and reload it onto your truck. No mess or stupid carts. Cool idea home depot. Not as cool as the 25% APR rate you have on the credit line you extended me.
If you ever need a banjitar painter, let me know; he paint real good.